Michael and andy's pizza analysis

Michael Rhind- Tutt '22 and Andy Sterba '22

Grading Scale 1-10

 

  1. Faccia Luna Monday April 11, 2022

 

Cheese Stretchiness 7/10

Pepperoni Flavor 10/10

Crust Deliciousness 10/10

Floppiness/Level of Grease 5/10

Overall cohesiveness 8.5/10

Final rating 9.75/10

1st

 

If you hadn't had a pizza from Facci Luna you just wildin. The cheese stretchiness was just the perfect amount of stretch to make one be like ‘dang it's really stretchy, it almost going to be too stretchy’ And then at that moment the cheese just tares leaving the cheese on that slice and the cheese on the other slice in where it should and with that it is a 7/10. The pep flavor was just god tier. The pep was rated 10/10. The crust was just so good it we couldn't rate it with the regular crust crispness scale. It wouldn't have the same emphasis as the crust's deliciousness. The crust just gave me pure joy and satisfaction. The overall cohesiveness was rated at 8.5/10. The way the crust, cheese, and pepperoni just worked. 9.75/10 can't get much better than this heaven on a slice. Wouldn’t go too far for it because it's just pizza but would go at least 16 miles. If it was in a video game, look out for a nerf in a future patch.

Very friendly service

Absolute BANGER


 

2. Lena’s Pizza Wednesday, April 13, 2022

 

Cheese Stretchiness 4/nothing just straight buns

Pepperoni Flavor 7/10

Crust Deliciousness 5/10

Floppiness/Level of Grease 8/10

Overall cohesiveness 8.5/10

Final Rating 7.5/10

2nd

 

On to Lena’s Pizza. The cheese stretchiness is just nonexistent. The cheese flavor is there but the cheese when rippin was just stayin’ where it was with no stretch on the rip getting a 4 out of nothing just straight buns. The pepperoni was kind of lit. It was good and it was there but nothing to write home about with a 7/10. The crust was not that good, it was just middle of the road, average joe, with a 5/10. The overall cohesiveness of the pizza was 8.5/10. The pizza may not have had the best properties but the way they just harmonized just hit different. 7.5/10 would try again because friends say it is the best pizza they've had. 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

3.  Aldo’s Italian Kitchen April 18, 2022

 

Cheese Stretchiness 2/10

Pepperoni Flavor 5/10

Crust Crispiness 10/10

Floppiness/Level of Grease 9.5/10 (very greasy)

Overall cohesiveness 8.5/10

Final Rating 7/10

3rd
 

So Aldo’s pizza right off the bat is just in the most wack location like it doesn't make sense where it is. The cheese just didn’t stretch but at least it stayed where it should instead of pullin’ all the cheese off. The pep was so mid that there is not much to talk about. The crust was crunchy like cinnamon toast crunch with no milk with crispiness of 10/10. The overall cohesiveness of the pizza is 8.5/10. Although the cheese didn't stretch, the cheese carried the pizza to the grub tier. Would rate 7/10 would get again if I was in the area.

 

4. Mias

 

Cheese Stretchiness 10/10

Pepperoni Flavor 8/10

Crust deliciousness 6/10 

Floppiness/Level of Grease 9/10

Overall cohesiveness 8.5/10

7/10

4th

Very expensive

 

The boxes are the weirdest thing I have ever seen. The boxes at Mia’s are a rectangle and that isn't that weird until you see the pizza is a square and the box is just so much bigger than the pizza. It had no place to be in that shape. Anyways the cheese has that perfect stretch so it got a 10/10 not much else to it. The pep, although in the shape of every geometry shape except a circle, tastes pretty good getting an 8/10. The crust, although great in flavor, was not very crunchy. When grading we felt the low crispiness score was an unfair rating for this pizza in particular, so it was decided to grade the crust on its deliciousness. The crust scored slightly better than mid earning a 6/10. The overall cohesiveness of the pizza was an 8.5/10, the cheese carried the pizza into being a decent pizza. Since Mia’s is on King St I feel the prices are inflated because it was about $35 for a medium pepperoni pizza. 7/10 would rate if not on a budget.

The crust wasn’t very crunchy so it wouldn't be an accurate representation of the crust itself so we graded the crust's deliciousness, the crust was just a little better than mid so it got a 6/10. 

 

The crust, although great in flavor, was not very crunchy. When grading we felt the low crispiness score was an unfair rating for this pizza in particular, so it was decided to grade the crust on its deliciousness. The crust scored slightly better than mid earning a 6/10.

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