Andy's column
Andy Sterba '22
Hi, I’m Andy and these are my thoughts. We will be diving into my mind going through a few class periods for me and those thoughts that race through my mind at certain times. I hope you enjoy looking through my thoughts. Good luck soldier.
Friday, October 15 12:45
How can water taste both good, bad, and like nothing at the same time?
Friday, October 15 12:47
Why are parents so much more involved with kids’ lives now?
Friday, October 15 12:49
Why does cream cheese taste so good but just sounds not good?
Friday, October 15 12:51
Are In-N-Out burgers overrated? I don't think so because they slap, but some people just can't get down with the animal style.
Friday, October 15 12:55
Why can people remember the dumbest littlest things but can't remember important things for school?
Friday, October 15 12:59
What burger place makes the best burgers? I think Shake Shack makes the best burgers.
Friday, October 15 1:01
Jimbo should dress up as Jimmy Neutron for Halloween.
Friday, October 15 1:03
Netflix has trash movies. No cap. They have bangers sometimes but then when you want to watch it they remove it.
Friday, October 15 1:06
Gladiator is way better than Squid Game. Fight me. Russell Crowe is a great actor.
Friday, October 15 1:10
How do when you pull the tub water metal thing the water come out the top.
Friday, October 15 1:12
Why is peanut butter sticky? Cuz peanuts aren’t. Why is it called peanut butter when it’s not butter?
Friday, October 15 1:14
Why does blood rush to your head when you’re upside down but blood doesn't rush to your toes when you’re standing up?
Friday, October 15 1:18
Dangal is a great song from a mediocre movie.
Friday, October 15 1:20
Why is TV static what it plays when it can’t connect to things and not a blank screen?
Friday, October 15 1:23
Why are hugs a thing? You just throw your body at people and that's love?
Friday, October 15 1:24
Why are they called shower thoughts, when most of my thinking are not in the shower?
Friday, October 15 1:27
Is cereal soup?
Tuesday, October 19 1:47
Why do people have a sweet tooth because they know that candy is not healthy for them yet they crave it?
Tuesday, October 19 1:48
Where is the exact center of Earth because gravity. Like if you could survive the heat what would the gravity do to you?
Tuesday, October 19 1:55
Cars are just big hunks of metal rolling very fast.
Thursday, October 21 8:30
Is used hand sanitizer still good?
Thursday, October 21 9:15
Issac Newton is kind of a loser for creating gravity.
Thursday, October 21 9:19
I'm kind of thirsty.
Thursday, October 21 9:20
I really want water right now I wish the water fountains were on…
Thursday, October 21 9:23
Why do green screens work?
October 27 12:59
Why is it called a hamburger when it just doesn't have ham in it.
November 1 1:40
Marinera sauce on PB&J lowkey slaps.
November 1 1:42
Why do metal boats float?
November 1 1:43
Imagine the first caveman that invented fire. Imagine how smart they must have felt. Put them in this day and age and they would be really stupid.
November 1 1:45
I'm really hungry.
November 1 1:48
Why they do that?
November 1 1:50
I could get some nice grub rn.
November 3 8:18
I love the cold because it reminds me of the smells of the holiday.
November 3 8:36
My dad snores hella loud.
November 3 8:42
LeBron James on the calm app is kinda wack.
November 3 8:46
The calm app is ridiculous because everything requires calm app prime.
November 3 9:00
Ludwig van Beethoven makes bangers.
November 3 9:02
I really wish I could play the piano.
November 3 9:16
Thanksgiving food is the best and can't get anything like it any other time.
November 5 9:58
Covid doesn't care about my feelings and that makes me sad.
November 5 10:14
I wish I had super speed so I could zoom.
November 5 10:18
Hamburgers are the best food ever created. They are just so efficient.
November 5 10:21
Nature can make the most beautiful of things like a cool mountain range but then it can create really ugly things like a hairless cat.
November 5 10:37
How does velcro work?
November 5 10:43
Osbourn Dorsey was the inventor of the doorknob and door stopper.
November 11 1:49
Wake-up alarm songs make me angry.
November 11 1:52
If you play sports then why is swimming a sport because you can’t play swimming.
November 17 9:44
How do they print frosting on a cookie?
November 17 9:46
Some cookies are so fire but other cookies are just not the move.
November 17 10:32
If I had identical twins, they would be identical because they would have the same name and same everything.
November 17 10:34
If I could get into an NBA game I would hit a step back 3 on Steph.